omfg Gubler, why are you so adorable? Seriously??? SERIOUSLY???
Firstly, this picture needs to be posted everywhere:

Secondly, I hate that he has Twitter now because that's just giving me one really effing good reason to get one myself. That way when he DISLOCATES HIS KNEE I'll know about it as soon as stalkerishly possible!
I felt soooo bad for him when I read his twitterings/tweets/tw-whatever the eff they're supposed to be called! Look:

At least he has a sense of humor about it NOW, but oh my eff it sounds so painful! :( Poor Matthew!
But, really, in spite of all that he still manages to be completely awesome by posting stuff like this on his myspace:
if you end up in the emergency room
after a dance contest
did you win?
or did you loose?
why did you have a dance contest in the first place?
because you thought you were cool
you are not
you are eating pringles
and watching the apple dumpling gang
you have to drag yourself around your room while laying on your stomach
gripping tight to the floorboards
wearing your most slippery rayon shirt
and sweat pants
to make it easier to slide
there's a bottle of baby powder in your left hand
to sprinkle on the ground in front of you in order to cut down on friction
you are a really gay looking snail
slithering to the fridge
to eat cookie dough
parker lewis cant lose
I don't even know...but I love him!
Firstly, this picture needs to be posted everywhere:

Secondly, I hate that he has Twitter now because that's just giving me one really effing good reason to get one myself. That way when he DISLOCATES HIS KNEE I'll know about it as soon as stalkerishly possible!
I felt soooo bad for him when I read his twitterings/tweets/tw-whatever the eff they're supposed to be called! Look:

At least he has a sense of humor about it NOW, but oh my eff it sounds so painful! :( Poor Matthew!
But, really, in spite of all that he still manages to be completely awesome by posting stuff like this on his myspace:
if you end up in the emergency room
after a dance contest
did you win?
or did you loose?
why did you have a dance contest in the first place?
because you thought you were cool
you are not
you are eating pringles
and watching the apple dumpling gang
you have to drag yourself around your room while laying on your stomach
gripping tight to the floorboards
wearing your most slippery rayon shirt
and sweat pants
to make it easier to slide
there's a bottle of baby powder in your left hand
to sprinkle on the ground in front of you in order to cut down on friction
you are a really gay looking snail
slithering to the fridge
to eat cookie dough
parker lewis cant lose
I don't even know...but I love him!
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