"Are you in aluminum clothes?"
"Uh. Yeah?"
"Are you in a rocket?"
"Yeah!"
"In outer space?"
"Yeah..."
"Are you David Bowie?"
"...No."
"Then you must be an astronaut!"

YEAH I totally watched Space Chimps illegally online today and it's probably a million times better than I thought it'd be, so Leslie totally wins, you guys. It's solid stuff!

I also listened to ScarJo's "singing" for Leslie's sake and she's totally totally right about that too. Sorry if anyone out there likes to jam to that album...but...no. Just no.

BUT, onto good songs: my brother Nathan walked into the room thirty seconds ago, listens to the song I've got on, and goes "Is that Andy Samberg?" so when I confirmed that it was he asks "Are you like...in love with him or something?" to which I replied "...What's not to love?" and Nathan says "It would never work out. He's so goofy! And his hair is so...poofy! And, is he Jewish?" and I said "His last name is Samberg. Of course he's Jewish!" and he said "Well, you're Catholic. Like I said, it'd never work out."
So I said "Not to mention the fact that he's super famous and totally wouldn't be into me even in an alternate universe if he were single, which he is not?" so Nathan goes "Oh Courtney. You shouldn't sell yourself short like that. Anything can happen in alternate universes." and left the room. :P
It was a lot funnier as it was happening, trust me. :P

Anyways, I'm snagging a meme from galbadia because it's just too amusing!

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, take the first line of 20 songs to make your new song. The first line of the 21st song is your title.



"L.A Lights Never Shine Quite As Bright As In The Movies"

I feel your heart; it's beating time with mine
The minute you walked in the joint
Holy Diver, you been down too long in the midnight sea
It's never enough to say I'm sorry
I can fly, but I want his wings

Need a way, need a change from this burned-out scene
My eyes are open wide, by the way, I made it through the day
Imagine me and you, I do
There's a look on your face I would like to knock out
As I look down on the city, my heart sinks and cries

Her face is a map of the world, is a map of the world
You think I'm an ignorant savage
What's a matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
5 o'clock in the morning I hear the phone ringing

Mr Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review
Well, it's been almost a year to the moment
I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
Breathe in the night that crushed a tired sunrise
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread

ISN'T MY SONG TOUCHING AND HEART WRENCHING? DOESN'T IT MAKE PERFECT SENSE? BRB CRYING MY GUTS OUT OVER HOW DEEP AND PERSONAL THIS SONG IS FOR ME!